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MITT & PAUL, SURRENDER TO WIN!!!!!!!!

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WISE COUNSEL FOR GOVERNOR ROMNEY AND CONGRESSMAN PAUL!!!!!

PLEASE IGNITE THE FLAMES OF REVIVAL ACROSS THIS LAND WITH THE TAMPA FIRE!!!!!!!

REPENTING OF MORMONISM AND POPERY WILL UNLEASH THE FULL MANIFEST POWER OF THE JEHU ANOINTING!!!!!!!!

MOUNTAIN-MOVING, HURRICANE-DIVERTING, MACHETE-THWARTING, DEVIL-KICKING, PIAPS-DEFEATING, FEMA-DISMANTLING, AMERICA-STRENGTHENING, JESUIT-CONFOUNDING, COMMIE-ROUTING, RAPTURE-READY REVIVAL ACROSS THIS LAND!!!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

MARK 16:18!!!!!!

BRING OUR COUNTRY BACK TO TRUE SANITY!!!!!!!

5 responses

  1. This is one of the funniest blogs I’ve ever seen! Satire doesn’t come any better than this. You really know how to make the far-right wing “we hate everything” nut-job brigade look ridiculous.

    Keep up the good work!

    • JACKASS,

      THIS MINISTRY IS SERIOUS BECAUSE THE TIMES ARE SERIOUS!!!!!

      ANYWAY, PRO-AMERICANS WILL GET THE LAST LAUGH ON THE MORNING OF NOVEMBER 7!!!!!

      IT’LL BE GREAT TO HEAR THE LIBERALS WHINE, WHINE, WHINE, WHILE WE WIN, WIN, WIN!!!!!!

      FREEEEEEEEEDOM!!!!!!!!!!

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