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PIAPS ♥ CHRISTINA AGUILERA’S TITS!!!!

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PIAPS IS BRINGING EVEN FURTHER DISGRACE UPON AMERICA!!!!!

Remember when everyone wondered if President Obama and then-French president Nicolas Sarkozy really did ogle a young woman’s red dress-clad derriere during the G8 Summit three years ago? (Upon further, uh, inspection, Obama’s eyes seemed as likely aimed at his own feet; Sarkozy’s? The jury is still out.)

Well, another very important politician has been caught with a set of elevator eyes, although the culprit was as unlikely a candidate as imaginable: [PIAPS].

The target of [PIAPS’] roving retinas? Christina Aguilera’s ample cleavage.

AMERICA, IS THIS THE WAY YOU WANT YOUR COUNTRY TO BE PORTRAYED BY OUR SUPPOSED SENIOR DIPLOMAT?!??!

IF THE STATE DEPARTMENT CONCENTRATED ON AMERICA’S MISSION AND SECURITY RATHER THAN LESBIAN FANTASIES OF TITS AND VAGINAS, WE COULD READILY QUELL THE TURMOIL IN THE ISLAMOFASCIST WORLD!!!!!

CAN’T WAIT UNTIL U.S. STATE SECRETARY SARAH PALIN GETS IN TO CLEAN UP THAT MESS!!!!!

7 responses

  1. omg…Sarah Palin doing foreign policy? She thinks Africa is a country! She is quite possibly the stupidest person ever allowed in front of a microphone!

    • HOW CAN GOVERNOR PALIN EVER BE THE “STUPIDEST PERSON EVER ALLOWED IN FRONT OF A MICROPHONE”, WHEN PLENTY OF LIBERALS HAVE USED MICROPHONES AND THEY ARE THE MOST STUPID ON EARTH!!!!!

      DID YOU MISS THE DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION?!?!!?!

      SARAH PALIN IS A WOMAN OF INTEGRITY AND RIGHTEOUSNESS, WHO IS READY TO ADMINISTER TO AMERICA UNDER THE FULL MANIFEST POWER OF THE DEBORAH ANOINTING, FOR WHOM A WAY HAS BEEN MADE FOR VICTORY OVER THE ENEMY AND EVERY FORM OF WITCHCRAFT AND LIBERALISM!!!!

      • Oh brother. Where art thou? How can you possibly give credence to a bronze age bunch of lunatics who wrote a book to explain the universe when clearly, they didn’t have a clue as to what was really happening? Sarah Palin is stupid. Challenge her to take a public IQ test. Let the results be read by someone in, say, Chad or Congo or Uzbekistan. Just so you can’t blame liberals for messing with the numbers. Betcha! it comes in under 100.

      • AMERICA HAS BEEN IN A CULTURAL DECLINE EVER SINCE THE CHAPPAQUIDDICK KENNEDYS ROSE TO POWER!!!!!!!

        THIS IS AMERICA’S LAST CHANCE FOR REPENTANCE!!!!!

  2. snicker*snort. You’d be funny if you weren’t so pathetic. Nahhhhh, you’re funny.

    • WILL YOU “SNICKER*SNORT” WHEN YOU ARE LEFT BEHIND TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE…. AND ALL OF ETERNITY… WITH PIAPS?!?!?!?

  3. Pingback: CHRISTINA TO PIAPS: “I WANT TO BE ON YOUR TEAM”!!!!!! « AMERICAPHILE RESURGENT!!!

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