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“WHOLE BINDERS FULL OF WOMEN”!!!!!

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FUTURE PRESIDENT ROMNEY HAS BEEN SEEKING WISE COUNSEL REGARDING CABINET APPOINTMENTS!!!!!

And — and so we — we took a concerted effort to go out and find women who had backgrounds that could be qualified to become members of our cabinet.

I went to a number of women’s groups and said, “Can you help us find folks,” and they brought us whole binders full of women.

THIS PROVES THAT THE GOP IS THE PERFECT PARTY FOR WOMEN!!!!

THIS IS WHY WOMEN WHO ARE NOT LESBIANS ARE VOTING FOR THE ROMNEY/RYAN TICKET!!!!

IN ADDITION TO WOMEN’S GROUPS, GOVERNOR ROMNEY HAS RECEIVED WISE COUNSEL FROM AMERICAPHILE MINISTRIES!!!!

TODAY, REAL WOMEN SUCH AS SARAH PALIN AND CAROLE LOKAN-MOORE ARE NEEDED ON PRESIDENT ROMNEY’S CABINET TO CLEAN UP THE DEPARTMENTS OF STATE AND HOMELAND SECURITY RESPECTIVELY, AS BOTH HAVE BEEN MORPHED INTO NESTS OF LESBIANS, ENDANGERING AMERICA!!!!!

ALSO, WE NEED ISLAMIC TERRORISM EXPERT AND RENOWNED AUTHOR, PAMELA GELLER TO LEAD THE PRESIDENTIAL TASK FORCE ON LEFTWING VIOLENCE AS A FULL CABINET MEMBER!!!!

2 responses

  1. Are you clinically and legally insane? Is that your problem?

    Or is this a parody site?

    I’m going to go with the latter, for the sake of my sanity.

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