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“ALLERGY”?!?!? BULLSHIT!!!!!!

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PIAPS, AFTER BEING EXPOSED BY THIS MINISTRY, IS COMING UP WITH A LAME EXCUSE FOR HER EXPRESSION OF ANGUISH OVER AMERICA’S VICTORY!!!!!!!!:

 An allergy and not anguish may explain why [PIAPS] had her hand to her mouth while watching the commando operation to kill [HER FAVORITE AGENT] Osama bin Laden, she said on Thursday.

ARE WE REALLY TO BELIEVE THAT PIAPS CANNOT FIND CLARITIN® ANYWHERE IN WASHINGTON,DC?!?!?!?!

SO GLAD, THAT THIS MINISTRY INITIALLY EXPOSED THIS AND THAT THE LAMESTREAM MEDIA FINALLY RAN WITH IT!!!!!!

HEY, PIAPS!!!!!  HOW DOES IT FEEL NOW THAT BIN LADEN IS IN THELAKEOFFIRE?!?!?! … THAT AND AMERICAPHILE MINISTRIES IS RESURGENT?!?!?!?

IF ANYTHING, YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO JUSTICE, YOU DOUGHNUT-BUMPING, PET-MUTILATING SKANK!!!!!

BWAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 responses

  1. Hey, Ralphie boy, instead of fretting about this, shouldn’t you be getting your worldly goods organized before this weekend’s scheduled Rapture? I’m sure Yakki’s reserved a U-Haul already.

    Don’t worry. I’ll carry on your 2012 campaign for you in your absence. If you’re out of the picture, you might actually get some votes!

  2. Disappointed yet, Ralph ol’ buddy? Howsabout a statement for the campaign? We could make something up for you, but it’s always better fresh from the source.

    I use that word “fresh” under advisement.

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