THIS MINISTRY RECEIVED THIS EXCITING EMAIL FROM THE NEWLY FORMED DUP OF EIRE!!!!!
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From: DUP <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: Tue, Jul 12, 2011 at 6:11 PM
Subject: Re: Repeal the Official Languages Act!!!!
Absolutely agree. Waste of money translating every official sign and document into a language that no body ever reads. Apart from waste of money, labour, paper etc the sheer stupidity of producing documents that you know nobody will EVER read is breathtaking.
WE’VE HAD THE PLEASURE OF REPORTING ON THIS EXCITING ORGANISATION EARLIER!!!!!!
WE NOW KNOW FOR CERTAIN THAT THEY ARE SERIOUS ABOUT WHAT REALLY MATTERS!!!!!
ONCE THIS IS REPEAL IS ACCOMPLISHED IN EIRE, IT WON’T BE LONG BEFORE THE GAELTACHT (BWAHHHHH!!!) COMPLETELY DRIES UP LIKE A DESERT!!!! (WOOO-HOOOO!!!!)
LET FREEDOM RING!!!!!!!