RSS Feed

BACHMANN: TAKE BACK 100000 U.S. JOBS FROM TERRORISTS!!!!!!

Posted on

MICHELE BACHMANN IS TAKING ON THE HYPHENATED-AMERICAN LOBBY!!!!!!!

The US Presidential candidate Michele Bachmann has said she wants 100,000 jobs that [ANTI-]American companies have created in [EIRE] to be brought back to the United States….

….As Bachmann looked to outline ways in which to addressAmerica’s currently high-level of unemployment, she pointed to the example of [EIRE].

She said:

There are over 600 American companies that have gone to [EIRE] because of the tax rate. Over 100,000 jobs. I want those 100,000 jobs back in the United States.

IT IS NOW CLEAR THAT THIS RAPTURE-READY PRAYER WARRIOR IS HEEDING WISE COUNSEL AND HAS CLEARLY READ AND REVIEWED THE FOREIGN POLICY WHITE PAPER THAT THIS MINISTRY HAS SENT TO HER!!!!!!

NOT ONLY WILL THIS MOVE RE-EMPLOY 100,000 AMERICANS WITH A REAL WORK ETHIC AND FEED THEIR DESERVING AMERICAN FAMILIES, IT WILL GIVE THAT DARKENED LAND OF EIRE THE IMPETUS NEEDED TO CLEAN UP THEIR FILTHY ACT!!!!!

YES!!!!!   YES!!!!!  YES!!!!!!

MANY OF THESE GOOD JOBS GO TO GURU MAGGOTS, THUS SENDING A TERRIBLE CULTURAL MESSAGE TO THE YOUNG PEOPLE OF THAT PATHETIC LAND AND EVEN THROWING THEIR OWN PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION INFRASTRUCTURE INTO COMPLETE CHAOS AND SHEER PANDEMONIUM!!!!!!!

FUTURE-PRESIDENT BACHMANN’S PLAN WOULD ALSO BOOST THE CULTURAL SECURITY OF THE REAL AMERICA!!!!!!

AMERICA, LET US HOPE THAT SOON, UNDER THE FULL MANIFEST POWER OF THE DEBORAH ANOINTING, THIS BRAVE AND FEARLESS AMERICAN HEROINE WILL INCORPORATE AND ANNOUNCE OTHER ELEMENTS OF THIS WHITE PAPER, ESPECIALLY THOSE CALLING FOR CUTTING ALL DIPLOMATIC TIES WITH DUBLIN AND THE VATICAN!!!!!!

TAKE BACK OUR JOBS!!!!!

TAKE BACK OUR STREETS!!!!!

TAKE BACK OUR COUNTRY!!!!!!!

AMERICA—-YEAH!!!!!

3 responses

  1. Are you fucking retarded?

    • cogitoergodavesum

      Stevie: RALPH is a brilliant satirical performance artist, sort of Steven Colbert on steroids. Unfortunately he’s been in a bit of a creative funk lately. His greatest work, going back to 2006, seems to have been lost to posterity.
      His post advocating a trench filled with piranha on the Mexican border, and one filled with, i think, alligators, on the Canadian border, was magnificent. So was his series of mapquested directions, showing the proximity of various shootings, bridge collapses, and assorted natural disasters to the nearest Democratic Party headquarters.
      Ask him about his tragically unrequited love for Hillary Clinton.

  2. “RETARDED” = GIVING AWAY YOUR COUNTRY’S JOBS+ TO THOSE WHO HATE YOU!!!!!

    IT’S HIGH TIME THAT WE KEEP AMERICAN JOBS FOR AMERICA AND SAY “NO!!!!!” TO FENIANISM, DESPOTISM, FIANNA FAIL, ALCOHOLISM, SUPERSTITION, THE AOH, BIGOTRY, IDOLATRY, THE WOLFE TONES, IGNORANCE, GURU MAGGOTS, PATTERNS, KNEE-CAPPING, CELTIC F.C. SUPPORTERS, GLUE-SNIFFING, ENYA (NEW AGE), INCEST, THE INQUISITIONS, BUCKFAST, JESUITS, DOMESTIC ABUSE, EXTREME UNCTION, TERRORISM, “HOLY” WELLS, THE GAA, SPAGHETTI LEFT IN WASHING MACHINES AND THE MASS…AND MEDICAID!!!!!

    https://americaphile.wordpress.com/2011/07/26/did-u-s-medicaid-fund-terror-in-norway/

%d bloggers like this: