[WARNING: DO NOT WATCH IF SUFFERING HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE, HEART DISEASE OR EPILEPSY!]
THE LATEST OUTRAGE TO HAVE EMERGED FROM THE MORAL CESSPIT OF THE BOGSIDE HAS ISSUED A VISCIOUS THREAT AGAINST THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!!!!!!:
I am committed to a secure future for the [LEPRECHAUN] language, and as my tenure as [LEIR MÄNNYSTÈR] will show, I have done probably more as [MÄNNYSTÈR O LEIR] for the [LEPRECHAUN] language that any other [MÄNNYSTÈR] in the history of the [BRITISH ULSTÈR PROVINCE]. I am signed up to the Liofa [BWAHHHH!!!!] initiative begun by the [NORLIN FOWKGATES MÄNNYSTÈR CAROL CULLEN] who is here with us today and I’ve committed to becoming fluent in [LEPRECHAUN] by 2015 which is our target date.
WE CAN BE CERTAIN THAT THIS TERRORIST CANDIDATE WILL GET THE FULL, ALBEIT CLOSETED [BWAHHHH!!!!], SUPPORT OF THE FILTHY COWARDS, TRAITORS, BIG GIRLS’ BLOUSES, SOCIALISTS, LUNDIES, JESUITS AND NUMPTIES IN JIM ALLISTER’S TUV!!!!!!!!
THIS HAS SERIOUS RAMIFICATIONS FOR AMERICANS TOO, AS THE CULTURE WAR IS SO FUCKING ON!!!!!!
WAKE UP, AMERICA, ULSTÈR AND THOSE OF YOU WRITHING UNDER THE UNSPEAKABLE HORROR OF DUBLIN TERRORIST RULE, AND MAKE THE CONNECTIONS!!!!!