EXCITING NEWS FROM A DARKENED LAND!!!!!!!!
The [LEPRECHAUN] language [TERROR]ists were up in arms (again) last Friday, protesting outside the Irish parliament on Kildare Steet. “What was the subject of their ire this time?” I hear you cry.
WHY, WHY, WHY HAVEN’T THESE TERRORISTS BEEN PEPPER-SPRAYED”?!?!!?!?!?
Well, make sure you are sitting down for this one, as this is serious shit. It seems that – hang on ‘til I check the spelling of this one – An Coimisinéir Teanga [BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!] (The [LEPRECHAUN] Language Commissioner) is to be absorbed into the Office of the Ombudsman in Dublin.
NOW, THAT THE DUBLIN REGIME HAS ABANDONED ITS LEPRECHAUN LANGUAGE ACT, LET’S HOPE THAT THIS UNDERMINES IRA/SINN FEIN’S WICKED SCHEME TO FORCE THEIR DISGUSTING GIBBERISH ON THE FREE AND LONGSUFFERING PEOPLE OF BRITISH ULSTÈR BY 2015!!!!!
“IT DRIPS WITH THEIR BLOODTHIRSY SALIVA!!!!” ~ FORMER BILFAWST LADY MAYORESS RHONDA PAISLEY