NIKE IS “APOLOGISING” TO GURU MAGGOTS!!!!!!
The sportswear giant Nike has apologised after issuing a St Patrick’s Day-themed training shoe which raised memories of a [HEROIC] British paramilitary unit [FAMOUS] for [RESISTING TERRORISTS] in the 1920s.
Officially named the SB Dunk Low, Nike said that it had nicknamed the “beer-themed” shoe the Black and Tan because its colours were reminiscent of a pint of Guinness mixed with Harp pale ale…
…But [HYPHENATED-]Americans protested that the name evoked memories of the Royal Irish Constabulary Reserve Force, known as the Black and Tans for their makeshift uniforms, which carried out a [NECESSARY AND EFFECTIVE] crackdown on [IRA/SINN FEIN] between 1920 and 1921.
OH, WAIT!!!! IT GETS WORSE!!!!!!
One critic said that naming the trainer Black and Tan was so Nike apologises for insensitive ‘Black and Tan’ trainers it was comparable to calling it al-Qaeda.
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!
GIVEN THE GURU MAGGOTS’ THREATS AGAINST AMERICA, ALL AMERICANS MUST BOYCOTT NIKE FOR THEIR COMPLICITY!!!!