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ULSTÈR, SAY “NO!!!!!!!!!”

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PIAPS IS PLANNING ANOTHER VISIT TO BRITISH ULSTÈR!!!!!!!:

[PIAPS], US Secretary of State, is expected to visit Northern Ireland once again.

Secretary of State Owen Paterson extended the invitation after holding talks with [PIAPS] during the week-long events surrounding St Patrick’s Day in the US.

THE BRETHREN IN BRITISH ULSTÈR MUST RALLY TO PROTEST THIS TRAVESTY!!!!!

REMEMBER THAT PIAPS PAVED THE WAY TO FORCE THE LEPRECHAUN LANGUAGE IN BRITISH ULSTÈR THROUGH THE GOOD FRIDAY AGREEMENT!!!!!:

3. All participants recognise the importance of respect, understanding and tolerance in relation to linguistic diversity, including in Northern Ireland, the [LEPRECHAUN] language, Ulster-Scots and the languages of the various ethnic communities, all of which are part of the cultural wealth of the island of Ireland.

4. In the context of active consideration currently being given to the UK signing the Council of Europe Charter for Regional or Minority Languages, the British Government will in particular in relation to the  [LEPRECHAUN] language, where appropriate and where people so desire it:
• take resolute action to promote the language;
• facilitate and encourage the use of the language in speech and writing in public and private life where there is appropriate demand;
• seek to remove, where possible, restrictions which would discourage or work against the maintenance or development of the language;
• make provision for liaising with the [LEPRECHAUN] language community, representing their views to public authorities and investigating complaints;
• place a statutory duty on the Department of Education to encourage and facilitate [LEPRECHAUN] medium education in line with current provision for integrated education;
• explore urgently with the relevant British authorities, and in co-operation with the [LEPRECHAUN] broadcasting authorities, the scope for achieving more widespread availability of Teilifis na Gaeilige [BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!] in [BRITISH ULSTÈR];
• seek more effective ways to encourage and provide financial support for [LEPRECHAUN] language film and television production in [BRITISH ULSTÈR]; and
• encourage the parties to secure agreement that this commitment will be sustained by a new Assembly in a way which takes account of the desires and sensitivities of the community.

NOTE THAT ARTICLE 4 GIVES PRIORITY TO FIANNA FAIL, ALCOHOLISM, SUPERSTITION, THE AOH, BIGOTRY, IDOLATRY, THE WOLFE TONES, IGNORANCE, GURU MAGGOTS, PATTERNS, KNEE-CAPPING, CELTIC F.C. SUPPORTERS, GLUE-SNIFFING, ENYA (NEW AGE), INCEST, THE INQUISITIONS, BUCKFAST, JESUITS, DOMESTIC ABUSE, EXTREME UNCTION, TERRORISM, “HOLY” WELLS, THE GAA, SPAGHETTI LEFT IN WASHING MACHINES, THE MASS AND SOCIALIST MEDICINE OVER THE OVER THA ULSTÈR-SCOTCH LEID!!!!

THAT IS WHY THIS ABOMINATION HAPPENED LAST DECEMBER!!!!!

WAKE UP, ULSTÈR!!!!!

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