DARK MACHINATIONS ARE NOW UNDERWAY TO ELIMINATE BRITAIN!!!!!!:
SENIOR Eurocrats are secretly plotting to create a super-powerful EU president to realise their dream of abolishing Britain, we can reveal.
A covert group of EU foreign ministers has drawn up plans for merging the jobs currently done by Herman Van Rompuy, president of the European Council, and Jose Manuel Barroso, president of the European Commission.
The new bureaucrat [PIAPS!!!!!!!!!!!!], who would not be directly elected by voters, is set to get sweeping control over the entire EU and force member countries into ever-greater political and economic union.
THIS OF COURSE WILL LEAVE ULSTÉR AT THE MERCY OF IRA/SINN FEIN, GURU MAGGOTS AND THE DUBLIN REGIME, REVIVE THE INQUISITION, ABOLISH CHRISTMAS AND THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, AND INAUGERATE THE FINAL TRIBULATION (THE CRUEL REIGN OF PIAPS)!!!!!!