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PRESS 1 FOR ENGLISH!!!!!

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HEY, I CAN’T READ THAT SIGN OUT THERE!!! PLEASE TELL ME WHAT IT SAYS!!!!
WE HAVE TO HAVE SUBTITLE IN FIVE LANGUAGES THESE DAYS!!!!
NOW WE DON’T ASK TO MUCH TO SHARE THIS LAND OF LIBERTY!!!!!
BUT IF IT’S NOT TOO MUCH TO ASK, COULD YOU PLEASE SPEAK ENGLISH?!?!?!

ENGLISH IS MY LANGUAGE!!!!  IT’S THE LANGUAGE OF THIS LAND!!!!
AND EVERY SIGN THAT’S POSTED HERE, I SHOULD UNDERSTAND!!!!
I DO NOT LIVE IN CHINA, MEXICO, IN NO FOREIGN PLACE!!!
AND ENGLISH IS THE LANGUAGE OF THESE UNITED STATES!!!!!

NOW, I’LL SPEAK VERY CLEAR FOR YOU SO THEY’LL BE NO MISTAKES!!!!!!
MY FAMILY FOUGHT AND DIED PROTECTING FREEDOMS IN THESE STATES!!!!!
NOW, WE WELCOME [MOST] WHO COME, BUT WHEN YOU REACH OUR SHORES,
FOLKS, YOU SHOULD SPEAK OUR LANGUAGE, NOT THE ONE YOU SPOKE BEFORE!!!!

NOW, I’M PROUD OF OUR COUNTRY AND THIS GREAT DEMOCRACY!!!
AND I BELIEVE AN OPEN DOOR SHOULD BE OUR POLICY [SIC]
BUT FOR THESE OPPORTUNITIES, WE’D SIMPLY ASK YOU THIS,
HEY, YOU’RE THE ONES WHO CHOSE TO COME, NOW CHOOSE TO SPEAK ENGLISH!!!!

NOW, HERE’S  ONE THING I QUESTION AND TRY TO UNDERSTAND,
HEY, WHY MUST PRESS 1 FOR ENGLISH
WHEN  IT THE LANGUAGE OF THIS LAND?!?!?!?

4 responses

  1. Freelance Minion

    Ummmm… because it is a land of 300 million which has always hosted immagrants. Because half or more of the place names are not from an English derivation. (you need us to rename Arizona, Colorado, Nebraska and Hawaii, to name a very few?)
    And I am curious why this blog cares when you call for some tiny sub-derivation of a Scottish dialect to be preserved and spoken when you seem so proud to fly the ENGLISH monarchy’s flag.

    • Freelance Minion

      Oh, and I should say because we’ve had multiple languages spoken and published in public since the beginning of our nation and it has actually only made us stronger.

    • LIBATARD, THA ULSTÈR SCOTS LEID IS THE BASIS OF THE TALK OF THE REAL AMERICA AND OF THE PATRIOTS WHO THREW OFF THE SHACKLES OF THE TAX-AND-SPEND STAMP-ACT LIBTARDED AND SYPHILLITIC MONARCH, KING GEORGE III.

      http://www.bbc.co.uk/ulsterscots/library/traditional-speech-in-the-appalachians

      WHEN THE GURU MAGGOTS CAME HERE, THEY TRIED TO INSTALL ANOTHER LIBTARD DYNASTY, THE KENNEDYS, WHO DINTINGUISHED THEMSELVES BY ALCOHOLISM, LIBERALISM, POPERY AND SUICIDE!!!!!

      THIS IS WHY A GOP CANDIDATE FROM ***MASSACHUSETTS*** IS BEING RAISED UP TO LEAD AMERICA AND CLEANSE HER ALL ALL GURU MAGGOT/KENNEDY CORRUPTION!!!!!

      MARK 16:18!!!! WATP!!!!!

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