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THE GURU MAGGOT APOCALYPSE!!!!!

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WHEN WILL THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY WAKE THE FUCK UP AND DEPORT THESE SCUM?!?!?!?!

Just as the Zombie threat appears to finally be lifting it seems America could be at the mercy of an even deadlier menace.

A mob of Leprechauns are carrying out vicious attacks in and around the city of Seattle, according to a man who claims to be one of their latest victims.

The pint-sized brutes were allegedly hopping mad after catching the man dancing with the wrong girl at a Belltown bar.

When officers asked who had attacked him, the man replied: ‘It was a bunch of leprechauns.’

According to the victim the one of his assailants was wearing a white tank top.

INSTEAD OF RESISTING TERRORISTS, PIAPS’ STATE DEPARTMENT IS WELCOMING THEM!!!!!!

AS THE PRO-AMERICAN CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT, MITT ROMNEY MUST SPEAK OUT ABOUT THIS ISSUE!!!!!!

THE GOP MUST MAKE A UNITED STAND AGAINST FIANNA FAIL, ALCOHOLISM, SUPERSTITION, THE AOH, BIGOTRY, IDOLATRY, THE WOLFE TONES, IGNORANCE, GURU MAGGOTS, PATTERNS, KNEE-CAPPING, CELTIC F.C. SUPPORTERS, GLUE-SNIFFING, ENYA (NEW AGE), INCEST, THE INQUISITIONS, BUCKFAST, JESUITS, DOMESTIC ABUSE, EXTREME UNCTION, TERRORISM, “HOLY” WELLS, THE GAA, SPAGHETTI LEFT IN WASHING MACHINES, TERRORIST VICTORY MARCHES, ATTACKS ON PIZZERIAS, THE MASS AND SOCIALIST MEDICINE!!!!!

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