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GOG WAR ON CHRISTMAS!!!!!!

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THE GOGS HAVE JOINED THE AXIS AGAINST CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!

With his authentic bushy beard and red suit, Richard Burnell appeared the obvious choice to inhabit the Christmas grotto at his local museum.

But that wasn’t enough for parents on the Isle of Anglesey.

Because when they learned that Father Christmas could not speak Welsh they mounted a revolt to oust him.

THE GOGS (WELSH GURU MAGGOTS) ARE ESTABLISHING LINGUISTIC APARTHEID WITHIN THE UNITED KINGDOM AND JOINING THE FENIAN WAR ON CHRISTMAS!!!!!!

THIS SHOULD COME AS NO SURPRISE AS THE GOG AND LEPRECHAUN LANGUAGES ARE RELATED!!!!

AMERICA AND BRITAIN MUST UNITE AGAINST TERROR!!!!!

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