WOULD LOVE TO LIVE IN SUCH A TOWN!!!!!!!
Companies setting up shop are forced to change their livery. Traffic lights are smashed in defiance. It seems astonishing that a town could detest something so much, but Larkhall does.
For it is green that provokes so much ire in this Lanarkshire town just outside Glasgow. Yes, the colour.
So far, the contempt with which the emerald tint is held in the town has prompted the sandwich chain Subway to change its traditional signage to black and the local pharmacies to switch their frontage to blue.
The reason is simple, if slightly strange, and stems from sectarianism [SIC] and football rivalry. In Larkhall, green is immediately associated with Catholicism, Irish republicanism and the football team Glasgow Celtic.
HOWEVER, BEING NEAR A ROMISH CHAPEL DOES OFFER A GREAT OPPORTUNITY FOR WINDSHIELD WITNESSING!!!!
ALTHOUGH THIS ARTICLE IS VERY INTERESTING, THE EDITOR NEEDS TO CHANGE THE TITLE!!!!! IT’S NOT “SECTARIAN” TO BE SAVED, TO REJECT GREEN TERROR OR TAE DAE THA BOUNCEY!!!!!