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A GREEN-FREE TOWN!!!!!!

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WOULD LOVE TO LIVE IN SUCH A TOWN!!!!!!!

Companies setting up shop are forced to change their livery. Traffic lights are smashed in defiance. It seems astonishing that a town could detest something so much, but Larkhall does.

For it is green that provokes so much ire in this Lanarkshire town just outside Glasgow. Yes, the colour.

So far, the contempt with which the emerald tint is held in the town has prompted the sandwich chain Subway to change its traditional signage to black and the local pharmacies to switch their frontage to blue.

The reason is simple, if slightly strange, and stems from sectarianism [SIC] and football rivalry. In Larkhall, green is immediately associated with Catholicism, Irish republicanism and the football team Glasgow Celtic.

HOWEVER, BEING NEAR A ROMISH CHAPEL DOES OFFER A GREAT OPPORTUNITY FOR WINDSHIELD WITNESSING!!!!

ALTHOUGH THIS ARTICLE IS VERY INTERESTING, THE EDITOR NEEDS TO CHANGE THE TITLE!!!!!    IT’S NOT  “SECTARIAN”  TO BE SAVED, TO REJECT GREEN TERROR OR TAE DAE THA BOUNCEY!!!!!

GELLERULSTER

9 responses

  1. You want to live in a town with these cretins? Such hatred of a colour is pathetic and moronic beyond belief. Stop hating and start loving, life’s too short…

  2. Good start, now expand that love to the rest of Ireland. Then on to Europe, the Islamic world and everyone else… :0)

  3. Monkey Trousers

    I believe it better to keep my spiritual beliefs (or lack thereof) to myself and not force them down other people’s throats. You claim to love them? Your blog suggests you’re a bigot and intolerant of others. Why the us/them mentality? There’s enough to worry about in the world without spreading hate-filled, ill informed tripe…

    • IF YOU WERE ESCAPING A BURNING BUILDING, WOULD YOU RUN BY EVERYONE ELSE AND SAY NOTHING?!?!?!

      HOW CAN WE REMAIN QUIET IN THIS DOOMED SIN-SICK WORLD SO THAT OTHERS WILL BE LEFT BEHIND TO SPEND THE REST OF THEIR LIVES,,, AND ALL OF ETERNITY…. WITH PIAPS!!!!!

      • Ok, I admit I don’t know what PIAPS is, but you’re not comparing like with like. Of course I’d warn people of a fire, I’m not a monster! But I won’t get into a religious argument because I don’t see the point of battling my beliefs against yours.
        I will say though, that the message you’re sending out through this blog doesn’t seem very “Christian”. I was raised in a Christian household and I was taught tolerance & acceptance. You seem to preach acceptance but only if people move over to your way of thinking.
        By the way, Willie Frazer is a dangerous bigot. He’s quick to condemn the murder of innocents by the IRA (and rightly so) but seems to have difficulty when the perpetrators are British soldiers (FAIR’s reaction to Saville Inquiry). I feel sorry for him, I really do. To lose family members to mindless violence is awful, and yes the Irish government/Gardai need to be investigated as collusion is probably a certainty. But you can’t condemn the killing of some innocents and not that of others…

      • “a dangerous bigot. blah… blah… blah…”

        WILLIE IS DEFENDING BRITISH ULSTÈR FROM DANGEROUS BIGOTRY!!!!

        HE IS THE “PAMELA GELLER OF BRITISH ULSTÈR”!!!!!

        GELLERULSTER

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