IT’S TIME TO PUT THIS BEAST OUT OF OUR MISERY!!!!!:
Late on Friday afternoon, the feastday of St Brigid [POPERY!!!!] or Imbolc [WITCHCRAFT!!!], the story filtered out on twitter that Foras na Gaeilge[BWAHAHAHAH!!!!!] had decided to unilaterally terminate its three year contract with the publishers of the weekly [LEPRECHAUN] language newspaper, Gaelscéal [BWAHAHAHAH!!!]. Torann na dTonn Teo[BWAHAHAHAH!!!] (the Sound of the Waves Ltd) was a joint venture between the Connacht Tribune, a weekly provincial newspaper based in Galway, and Eo Teilifís [BWAHAHAHAH!!!, the producers of TG4’s long running soap opera, Ros na Rún [BWAHAHAHAH!!!.
In its letter to Torann na dTonn Teo [BWAHAHAHAH!!!], Foras na Gaeilge [BWAHAHAHAH!!! said that despite the quality [SIC]of Gaelscéal [BWAHAHAHAH!!!], the reading trends Of [GURU MAGGOTS] were veering away from the printed press. The letter also hinted that the Foras [BWAHAHAHAH!!!], the cross border [?!?!?! ] half brother of [THA BOORD O ULSTÈR-SCOTCH], was preparing a plan to cater for the emerging trend, presumably an online [LEPRECHAUN] language [PROPAGANDA].
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL BLESSING FOR ALL THE ENGLISH-SPEAKING WORLD, ESPECIALLY THE LONGSUFFERING PEOPLE OF BRITISH ULSTÈR!!!!!!
THIS IS A POWERFUL WEAPON AND AN IRREFUTABLE ARGUMENT FOR THE BREATHREN TO USE IN COMBATTING THE LATEST OUTRAGE AGAINST EAST BELFAST!!!!!
YES!!!!! YES!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!
IF THE DUBLIN REGIME CANNOT AFFORD A WEEKLY NEWSPAPER IN LEPRECHAUN, HOW CAN THE AXIS OF EVIL WITHIN BELFAST CITY HALL JUSTIFY LEPREACHAUN-LANGUAGE SIGNS IN BRITISH ULSTÈR?!?!?!?