GOMBEEN NATION HAS DISPATCHED THIS LATEST REPORT FROM THE DARKEST CORNER OF EUROPE!!!!
Two of the three founding pillars of our wonderful bullshit banana repubic were the Catholic Church and the “[LEPRECHAUN] language”. The other one was their sporting wing, the GAA.
The nuns and priests are on the run, cassocks and habits a-flapping.
The other two are definitely still with us. It might take another 100 years or so, but the De Irish [SH]eeple, who voted to keep the Senate politicians in jobs, will eventually get it and give them the bum’s rush. [SARCASM] They’re very sophisticated, you see. [/SARCASM]
THIS REPORT FOLLOWS WITH SOME VERY DISTURBING CORRESPONDENCE FROM A READER!
My workplace Big Brick Building normally houses 400 – but in this recession this has gone down to 200. Our safety committee had dwindled but had re-convened: and decided to do up the internal safety signage of our Big Brick Building.
Other signage throughout the building was also done up – since it had been drawn before the 2004 language act. However as internal offices changed rooms at times, not every office Had a sign ( eg Accounts office) on the door – most did not.
So as well as safety notices, for example “exit this way”, they mostly contented themselves with putting new signs on each floor opposite the lifts – bilingually.
I have no problems with this- even though office is squarely in central Dublin- and the public only use the ground floor… therefore anyone getting to the remaining 5 floors are all Dublin-based English speakers. However these signs duly went up and some pointed out a “fada” [BWAHAHAH!!!] in the wrong place on “Cead”. [BWAHAHAH!!!]
What amazed me was when our admin staff came into my office and told us to take my home-made typed notice off the door:
Parts of my Dept are re-organising – and I am in one of the little set-up offices overseeing the changes – a completely new office- so to aid visitors and service staff I put up a notice: “The ****** Transition Office’. I was told to take it down as it was English only. The [LEPRECHAUN] Language Auditors were to be in the next day. Of course they told me it was OK to put it back up after they had gone!
So, better- NO Sign – in central Dublin – than one in English!
Compare the zeal of the [LEPRECHAUN] Language Auditors (!!!) – Nazis checking our Green stars are on – with the safety inspectors at Dublin city council. Those who let Priory Hall pass due to ‘safety self-certification’- and it it took a suicide to force a solution. two Years Later……..
Of course the Irish language Nazis could also quickly fine us for any English only signs…..
OK I don’t know how often they issue fines- but the zeal of public officials doing a pointless job – when safety in Priory Hall was never an issue…
If that poor man hadn’t committed suicide he could have died instead in a fire there….
GURU MAGGOTS ARE NOTHING MORE THAN NAZIS!!!!!!
WE ALREADY SEE WHAT THEY ARE TRYING TO DO IN BRITISH ULSTÈR!!!!