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LEPRECHAUN LANGUAGE ACT: A COMPLETE AND UTTER FAILURE!!!!

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Sean O Cuirreain resized

THE GURU MAGGOT INQUISITOR HAS RESIGNED!!!!!!!

[LEPRECHAUN] Language [KOMMISAR] Seán Ó Cuirreáin [BWAHAHAHAH!!!!] has announced that he is resigning from his position, citing concerns about the lack of progress in ensuring that [GURU MAGGOTS] can deal with the [REGIME] in [LEPRECHAUN].

Mr Ó Cuirreáin [BWAHAHAHAH!!!!] said that he felt he was left with no other choice but to resign from his role in ensuring the implementation of [LEPRECHAUN] language legislation.

He said his decision was a result of the State’s lack of commitment to the protection of [GURU MAGGOTS’ DEMANDS].

Mr Ó Cuirreáin [BWAHAHAHAH!!!!] was the first person to be appointed to the newly-established position of An Coimisnéir Teanga [BWAHAHAHAH!!!!] in February 2004.

His resignation is due to take effect in February.

IN THE PAST THIS MINISTRY HAS CALLED FOR A NEW LANGUAGE FREEDOM MOVEMENT!!!!!

IT NOW GREAT TO SEE THAT IT IS BEARING SUCH A RICH HARVEST!!!!

NOW THAT THE LEPRECHAUN LANGUAGE ACT HAS COMPLETELY COLLAPSED IN THE R.O.I., THIS WILL CRUSH ANY ASPIRATION FOR THE SAME IN BRITISH ULSTÈR!!!!!!

WE MAY FINALLY BEING WITNESSING THE LONG-AWAITED AND WELL-DESERVED DEATH OF THE LEPRECHUAN LANGUAGE!!!!!

“FOR THEN WILL I TURN TO THE PEOPLE A PURE LANGUAGE…” ~ ZEPHANIAH 3:9

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