WELL, NOW, THAT DIDN’T TAKE LONG!!!!!!!
The FDR bible used by Mayor Bill de Blasio for his swearing in vanished after the New Year’s Day ceremony, sparking a panicked, hours-long search for the historic tome.
“They had the whole detail looking through blankets,’’ a police source said of the scramble by at least 50 NYPD detectives and city officials to find the Bible, which was given to President Franklin Delano Roosevelt as a gift at his first inauguration in March 1933.
[CLINTOON] performed the ceremony Wednesday as de Blasio laid his hand on the bible.
WILL IT BE LONG NOW BEFORE WHATEVER BELIEVERS ARE IN NEW YORK HEAR THAT DREADED KNOCK ON THE DOOR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT?!?!?!
CERTAINLY NORAID’S LASANGE FACTORIES ARE UP AND READY!!!!!
WE’RE SO GLAD TO KNOW THAT WE’LL BE RAPTURED OUT THIS VERY SOON!!!!!