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RE-BORN ORANGE ORDER HEEDS WISE COUNSEL!!!!!!

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THE ORANGE ORDER HAS REPENTED!!!!!!!!

A possible split between loyalist protestors and the Orange Order in north Belfast has been averted thanks to a “clear the air” public meeting last night.

News of behind the scenes meetings between the Order and local nationalist representatives had angered those manning the Twaddell protest camp.

However, last night’s heated exchange of views is said to have brought assurances that a planned attempt at dialogue – with a senior Catholic clergyman [?!?!?!?!?] acting as a go-between [1 TIMOTHY 2:5!!!!!] – had been scrapped and that there would be no further contact until the Ligoniel lodges had completed the return leg of their Twelfth of July parade.

SCRAPPED!!!!!     SCRAPPED!!!!!     SCRAPPED!!!!!

WOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE NEWLY BORN-AGAIN ORANGE ORDER IS TO BE COMMENDED FOR HEEDING WISE COUNSEL AND FOR CHOOSING THE PATH OF VICTORY!!!!!!

NOW, IT’S TIME TO UNITE THEIR EFFORTS WITH THE PROTESTANT COALITION, COUNCILLOR BERT JOHNSTON AND JAMIE BRYSON IN THE EPIC BATTLE FOR BRITISH ULSTÈR’S CULTURE!!!!!

AMERICANS NEED TO EMULATE THESE EFFORTS WITHIN THEIR OWN COMMUNITIES!!!!!

NO SURRENDER!!!!!!!

14 responses

  1. you have only 28 twitter followers you complete moron why would anyone give a fuck what you say other than 4 a laugh!
    my 13 year old bro has more influence on the world than you

  2. quite sad that you are afraid to answer the only person who cares enough to comment

  3. you should also drop the whole we in america thing is quite sad, has been exposed as a lie and gives the 10 taigs who read this more reason to laugh at you, perhaps a change in tactics fact based argument proper spelling and grammar and less crass talk and racism and you could get people to listen and cease to be the village idiot, friendly suggestion it may get you the attention you so desperately crave

    • FOR SUCH AN INCONSEQUENTIAL SITE, IT CERTAINLY GETS ENOUGH VISITS (AND VACUOUS COMMENTS) FROM YOU!!!!!!

      THE FACT IS, THAT THIS MINISTRY IS CHANGING LIVES AND DERAILING PIAPS’ AGENDA!!!!!

      THE DEVIL’S MAD AND WE’RE SO GLAD!!!!!!

      WE CLAIM THE VICTORY!!!!!!

      • aye Im like the only one along with 2 others, I come on here because although it is hatefilled and crazy its fucking hilarious at the same time!
        you have 27 twitter foloowers 10 readers and 3 commenters, all are from Irish backgrounds none are from America and none are taking you seriously!
        how the fuck are you changing anyones life beyond a cheap laugh in bad taste?

      • if I didnt comment and read this thing would be basically pointless, I do hope it keeps up its fucking hilarious!!!

      • a woman called sarah steefan just made a tounge in cheek comment about your influence “you know youv made it big when americaphile retweet you” this woman is a taig and taking the mick out of you yet you retweet it lmao!! in your mind your like “yes I claim the victory so I do”
        why dont you ask your 27 twitter followers if any of them take you seriously, I will get my 13 year old brother to ask his 60! hes fucking 13 and here has more influence in this world than you LMAOOOOOOOOO

      • SO GLAD THAT WE CAN WITNESS TO SARAH!!!!!!!

      • She is laughing at you you fucking cretin LMAO!! read her twitter feed til you see, does the fact Im the only commentor you have left make you feel important? im a 22 year old nobody with a sick sense of humor lol
        you are a middle aged paranoid schizophrenic and a LAUGHING STOCK!
        Ask sarah what ahe means by that comment, ask your 27 followers you insignificant little mental patient lol

      • OVER ONE HUNDRED LIVES CHANGED TODAY ALONE!!!!!!!
        stats
        WE CLAIM THE VICTORY!!!!!

      • LMAO! the average 16 year old girls facebook account would get even more than that google it and see lol Bet ya most of them were me, I hate to burst your bubble but EVERYONE who comes on here does it to fucking laugh at you!!! seriously are you that deranged that you cant see everyone is laughing at you? 99% of people think you are a satirical or parody account how the fuck is that changing anyones life LMAO, thats it I give up you defo are a satirical account nobody is this thick and delusional in real life LOL
        thanks for the laugh but I would mature the material a bit and maybe you could get more viewers than my facebook account (191 views yesterday)

      • and the majority of your comments are pingbacks by yourself, talking to urself is a sign of madness!! but I know now this isnt madness its comical genuis!!

      • Yeah when your claiming all sorts of world leaders are paying attention to you quantity does matter a lot!
        as for quality it cant be denied this is far funnier than LAD, I dont even baw with LAD anymore you give me my laughs lol

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