WE NEED MORE BUSINESSES LIKE THIS!!!!
A Glasgow private hire driver is under investigation for allegedly refusing to allow [GURU MAGGOTS] to [SPEW] their [GIBBERISH] in his car.
The man, who has not been named, has been accused of offloading the passengers at the side of the road at 2am on a Monday morning after they objected to his demand that they stop speaking in[LEPRECHAUN].
Enforcement officers from Glasgow City Council are now looking in to a formal complaint against the driver, who works for Hampden Cabs.
A city spokesman said: “A complaint regarding an alleged racist [SIC] incident has been received and will be investigated in the appropriate manner by the council’s taxi [PERSECUTION] team.”
FENIAN IS NOT A “RACE”. IT IS TERRORISM!!!!!