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ZERO TOLERANCE FOR BLASPHEMY: TWO INSIGHTFUL ANALYSES OF THE NEWTOWNABBEY RIVAL OF 2014!!!!!

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[WARNING: THIS VIDEO AND THE ONE BELOW CONTAIN VERY DISTURBING FOOTAGE!!!! NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART!!!!]

FROM THE BATTLE FIELDS OF THE CULTURE WAR IN BRITISH ULSTÈR, WE ARE GETTING SOME IMPORTANT REPORTS REGARDING THE NOW BOOMING REVIVAL IN NEWTOWNABBEY!!!!!!!

REVEREND BRIAN MCCLUNG OF THE NEWTOWNABBEY FREE PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH PROVIDES THE HISTORICAL BACKGROUND OF THE DIRE CONDITIONS THAT MADE THE ACTION BY THE NEWTOWNABBEY BOROUGH COUNCIL SO ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY!!!!!

PROPHETIC ULSTÈR BRITISH BLOGGER RON FLANAGAN CHALLENGES US ALL TO A DEEPER AND MORE CONSISTENT EXPERIENCE OF THE NEWTOWNABBEY REVIVAL!!!!!

THE NEWTOWNABBEY BOROUGH MUST CALL AN EMERGENCY MEETING AND ASK THEMSELVES, “HOW MANY ROMISH CHAPELS EXIST WITHIN THEIR BOROUGH?!?!?!?!?!” [ANSWER” “SEVERAL!!!!!!!”]

AND EVEN MORE IMPORTANTLY, “WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!”

IF NEWTOWNABBEY COULD BE DELIVERED FROM ONE BLASPHEMY, CERTAINLY SHE CAN BE DELIVERED FROM ANOTHER!!!!!!

AND IF THIS CANNOT BE ACHIEVED IMMEDIATELY, SURELY THE MOST ARDENT WITHIN NEWTOWNABBEY CAN BE FACILITATED AND PROTECTED AS THE THEY REACH OUT AND WITNESS TO THEIR LOST CATHOLIC NEIGHBORS AND ENGAGE IN SOUL-SAVING WINDSHIELD MINISTRY!!!!!

SET THE CAPTIVES FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AGAIN, WARNING!!!! NSFW!!!!!!!!]

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