CAN IT REALLY GET ANY WORSE THAN THIS?!?!?!?!
Police Scotland have been ridiculed for [PISSING AWAY] taxpayers’ cash re-branding their helicopter in [THE LEPRECHAUN LANGUAGE].
Nationalist MP Tasmina Ahmed-Sheikh tweeted a photo of herself sitting in the helicopter which bears the name of Police Scotland in the [LEPRECHAUN] language.
The smiling SNP politician wrote: ‘Huge thanks to @PolScotPSYV & @policescotland for the opportunity to sit in a Poileas Alba [BWAHAHAAHAH!!!!] helicopter!
But the [GNOMISH] rebranding brought staunch criticism of the force, with disgruntled taxpayers slamming at the decision to opt for the Gaelic ‘Poileas Alba’ [BWAHAHAAHAH!!!!] over ‘Police Scotland’ on the side of the helicopter as a waste of money by the united constabulary.
The 2011 census of Scotland showed that just 57,375 people – 1.1 per cent of the population – could speak [LEPRECHAUN], with the Outer Hebrides – 270 miles from Alloa – being the main stronghold of the language.
Twitter user ChrystalTipps took swipe at the constabulary’s priorities.
He tweeted: ‘Police Scotland’s in a mess, but never mind, we’ve got [GNOMISH] signage on a helicopter, in Alloa.’
Another user – Dr Cromarty – wrote: ‘At least the 1% of Scots criminals who speak [LEPRECHAUN] will be worried when the cops are after them.’
The national force currently has a £2.1m annual contract with Bond Air Services, which provides their police helicopter.
It has yet to be discovered exactly how much Police Scotland paid to rebrand the aircraft.
Jonathan Isaby, Chief Executive of the TaxPayers’ Alliance, insisted that whatever the amount, it was too much.
He said: ‘Money is tight and every penny has to go towards crucial frontline policing.
‘Spending taxpayers’ money on a vanity project paint job is exactly the sort of waste we need to cut out.’
The force is already reeling from a series of scandals, including the death of tragic mum Lamara Bell, who lay in a crashed car for three days beside her dead boyfriend John Yuill after a 999 call was not followed up on.
It has also been rocked by controversies over policy on the open carrying of firearms and stop-and-search protocol.
These issues culminated last week in the announcement from Chief Constable Sir Stephen House that he will leave his post early.
However, the outgoing police chief will still get a £500,000 pay-off and £100,000-a-year from his £2m pension pot.
Ms Ahmed-Sheikh was elected as MP for Ochil and south Perthshire in May.
She is currently the SNP’s Group Spokesperson on Trade & Investment and Deputy Shadow Leader of the House of Commons.
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