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GURU MAGGOTS ACQUIRE N.W.O. BLACK HELICOPTERS!!!!!!

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CAN IT REALLY GET ANY WORSE THAN THIS?!?!?!?!

Police Scotland have been ridiculed for [PISSING AWAY] taxpayers’ cash re-branding their helicopter in [THE LEPRECHAUN LANGUAGE].
Nationalist MP Tasmina Ahmed-Sheikh tweeted a photo of herself sitting in the helicopter which bears the name of Police Scotland in the [LEPRECHAUN] language.

The smiling SNP politician wrote: ‘Huge thanks to @PolScotPSYV & @policescotland for the opportunity to sit in a Poileas Alba [BWAHAHAAHAH!!!!] helicopter!

But the [GNOMISH] rebranding brought staunch criticism of the force, with disgruntled taxpayers slamming at the decision to opt for the Gaelic ‘Poileas Alba’ [BWAHAHAAHAH!!!!] over ‘Police Scotland’ on the side of the helicopter as a waste of money by the united constabulary.

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The 2011 census of Scotland showed that just 57,375 people – 1.1 per cent of the population – could speak [LEPRECHAUN], with the Outer Hebrides – 270 miles from Alloa – being the main stronghold of the language.

Twitter user ChrystalTipps took swipe at the constabulary’s priorities.

He tweeted: ‘Police Scotland’s in a mess, but never mind, we’ve got [GNOMISH] signage on a helicopter, in Alloa.’

Another user – Dr Cromarty – wrote: ‘At least the 1% of Scots criminals who speak [LEPRECHAUN] will be worried when the cops are after them.’

The national force currently has a £2.1m annual contract with Bond Air Services, which provides their police helicopter.

It has yet to be discovered exactly how much Police Scotland paid to rebrand the aircraft.

Jonathan Isaby, Chief Executive of the TaxPayers’ Alliance, insisted that whatever the amount, it was too much.

He said: ‘Money is tight and every penny has to go towards crucial frontline policing.

‘Spending taxpayers’ money on a vanity project paint job is exactly the sort of waste we need to cut out.’

The force is already reeling from a series of scandals, including the death of tragic mum Lamara Bell, who lay in a crashed car for three days beside her dead boyfriend John Yuill after a 999 call was not followed up on.

It has also been rocked by controversies over policy on the open carrying of firearms and stop-and-search protocol.

These issues culminated last week in the announcement from Chief Constable Sir Stephen House that he will leave his post early.
However, the outgoing police chief will still get a £500,000 pay-off and £100,000-a-year from his £2m pension pot.

Ms Ahmed-Sheikh was elected as MP for Ochil and south Perthshire in May.

She is currently the SNP’s Group Spokesperson on Trade & Investment and Deputy Shadow Leader of the House of Commons.

IT IS NO MERE COINCIDENCE THAT THIS IS HAPPENING AS THE JESUIT-INDOCTRINATING LEPRECHAUN-SPEWING DONALD TRAMP IS INFILTRATING THE G.O.P. AFTER MEETING CLINTOON AND AGREEING TO THROW THE ELECTION TO PIAPS AND AS THE ROMAN POPE IS COMING TO AMERICA, TO PHILADELPHIA, THE VERY BIRTHPLACE OF FREEDOM TO MAKE CERTAIN THAT HIS AOH, KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS AND LEGION OF MARY SLEEPER CELLS ARE READY TO IMPLEMENT THE NEW WORLD ORDER!!!!!!

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PLEASE MAKE THE CONNECTIONS!!!!!!

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READ THE SIGNS OF THE TIMES AND ASK YOURSELF WHETHER YOU ARE READY FOR THE RAPTURE!!!!!!!

AT THIS POINT, DOES ANYONE STILL DOUBT THAT THESE ARE THE LAST DAY?!?!?!?!?

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E-MAILS EXPOSE THE DEPTH OF PIAPS’ DEPRAVITY!!!!!

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PIAPS’ HAS AGAIN ADMITTED THAT SHE ENGAGES IN DARKNESS!!!!!!

There’s lots we don’t know about [PIAPS]’s e-mail cache from her days as secretary of state. But one thing we do know: She was a diligent yogi!

[PIAPS] claimed in a Tuesday news conference that among the e-mails she deleted from her private account were the typical fare about planning her daughter’s wedding, family vacations, and her “yoga routines.”

E-mailed yoga sequences are pretty standard practice for VIP clients, says Washington-based yoga instructor Adeoye Mabogunje, who often provides students — who are frequently too busy for regular sessions with a teacher — with yoga poses to do on their own.

[PIAP]’s sessions probably take place in her home, or even her office, says Mabogunje, who often connects with high-powered clients through the luxury on-call service Veluxe.

Yoga experts agree that it’s most likely that [PIAPS], 67, is practicing Hatha yoga, the most common form of yoga, and easier than, say, the physically demanding Vinyasa, or hot yoga, which would be difficult to pull off outside a studio. “I would assume” it’s Hatha, says Jessica Sandhu, who teaches at upscale venues around town, including the White House Fitness Center. “It’s focused on building strength… but there’s just one pose at a time and it’s not too fast-paced.”

We reached out to some of Washington’s top yoga instructors to the stars (no, really, that’s a thing), and none would ‘fess up to coaching [PIAPS] through her downward dogs [BWAHAHAHA!!!!] — but of course, discretion is the name of that game, so who knows?

The former first lady had already talked publicly about her burgeoning yoga commitment. In a splashy spread in People magazine in June, [PIAPS] talked up her yoga and water aerobics. And a September New York Times story quotes “friends” as saying that she was full of energy from working out with a trainer and getting into yoga.

So her Warrior poses are on fleek. Good for her. But what about the political implications of her relatively new workout routine? First, talking up her time on the mat may be a way to dispel concerns about her age or health, typical fare for any candidate but one that a Republican candidate is likely to raise.

And it makes her “more relatable,” says veteran Democratic strategist Joe Trippi. Gone are the days when yoga was seen as some kind of exotic, vaguely cultish pursuit. Now, it’s something the potential presidential candidate might have in common with moms down at the YMCA.

“Yoga is to 2016 is what jogging was to, like, 1990,” Trippi says. When voters saw former presidents [CLINTON] or [AMERICA’S GREATEST PRESIDENT] George W. Bush jogging, he says,  “they would think, ‘Hey, I like to jog, too.’ It’s the same thing now with yoga, for women in particular.”

THIS MINISTRY PROPHETICALLY REPORTED ABOUT PIAPS’ WALLOWING IN YOGA FIVE YEARS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PIAPS, TELL US MORE ABOUT YOUR “YOGA ROUTINE”!!!!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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BLOODTHIRSTY POPERY!!!!!!

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CIVIL RIGHTS LEADER AND VICTIMS’ ADVOCATE IS SPEAKING OUT AGAINST THE POPISH ONSLAUGHT!!!!

Catholics are still more than willing to attack and spill the blood of innocent Protestant, men, woman and Children in Ulster.

An attack on a bus travelling through Dungiven with supporters returning from the Apprentice Boys parade in Londonderry has left four innocent people injured.

The attack happened on Saturday evening as the bus travelled past the Sports Pavilion, through Dungiven. The bus driver pulled in, further along Chapel Road opposite St. Patrick’s Church [SIC] at a car park, where shattered glass and bloodied rags were visible.

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BOTH ULSTÈR AND AMERICA NEED REVIVAL!!!!!!

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THE GOP MUST REJECT DONALD TRAMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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AMERICA WILL NOT SURVIVE HAVING A GURU MAGGOT IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!!

Crazy as it may seem but Donal [TRAMP] could well be the first ever presidential candidate to be able to speak some words of [THE LEPRECHAUN LANGUAGE].

That is because his mother Mary Anne MacLeod , pictured, was from the Hebrides, off the Scottish Highlands coast where [THE LEPRECHAUN LANGUAGE] was spoken by both of her parent s who passed it on to her.

Mary Anne was born in the Hebrides in 1912 and moved to America where she met and married Fred trump, Donald’s father. She brought Donald back to Scotland when he was very young. he has since visited with his sister

As a Scottish heritage site put it;

“Mary Anne was born in the village of Tong, in the parish of Stornoway on 10th May 1912, to a fisherman named Malcolm MacLeod and his wife, Mary Smith.

This couple had been married in 1891 and both were [LEPRECHAUN LANGUAGE] speakers, and although not so widespread as it once was, the language is still alive and well in that region.

It is thus likely that Mary Anne herself would have spoken it and the young Donald may well have been soothed by [GNOMISH] lullabies as a child.”

Charming notion that the man who is be best known for saying ‘you’re fired’ might also be capable of remembering Gaelic words taught to him as a child.

Well he should certainly learn ‘███ ██ █████’ which means of course ‘kiss my a..’

He has aimed that barb at plenty of opponents I’m sure.

IT’S BAD ENOUGH THAT HE HAS SLANDERED AMERICA’S GREATEST PRESIDENT AND IS OBVIOUSLY A STEALTH DEMLIB JUST LIKE PETER KING!!!!!

IF DONALD TRAMP GETS ELECTED, THE LEPRECHAUN LANGUAGE WILL BE SPOKEN IN THE WHITE HOUSE, OUR HOUSE!!!!

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THE ROMAN POPE’S HYSTERICAL “ENVIRONMENTAL” TIRADE TOTALLY REFUTED AND DEBUNKED!!!!!

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THE ROMAN POPE, “FRANCIS” HAS ISSUED AN “ENCYCLICAL” ALLEGING THE DEMOCRAT MYTH OF GLOBAL WARMING!!!!!!

THIS MINISTRY CAN TOTALLY REFUTE HIM BOTH SCIENTIFICALLY AND THEOLOGICALLY!!!!!!!

IF THE ROMAN POPE WOULD IGNORE THE PROPAGANDA FROM THE UNITED NATIONS AND TURN RATHER TO FAIR AND BALANCED NEWS SOURCES, HE WOULD PLAINLY SEE THAT “GLOBAL WARMING” IS A LIE PROPAGADED TO ADVANCE THE COMING ONE-WORLD GOVERNMENT, THE CRUEL REIGN OF PIAPS!!!!!!

EVEN IF GLOBAL WARMING WERE TRUE (AND IT’S NOT!!!!!!), THE POPE’S HYSTERICAL SCREED, “LAUDATO SI’” [BWAHAHAHA!!!!!] DISPLAYS A COMPLETELY UNREALISTIC “LONGTERM” VIEW OF CURRENT AFFAIRS EXTENDING INTO THE FUTURE AS FAR AS THE YEAR 2200!!!!!

THE POPE NEEDS TO GET OUT HIS CALENDAR AND DO THE MATH!!!!!

IT IS NOW CLEAR THAT PIAPS WILL STEAL THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION ON TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 9, 2016!!!!

ONCE PIAPS IS CONFIRMED THE WINNER, THIS MINISTRY WILL ADVISE ITS RAPTURE-READY READERS TO MAX OUT THEIR CREDIT CARDS!!!!

WHILE THE RAPTURE CAN OCCUR AS ANY MOMENT NOW, WE KNOW FOR CERTAIN THAT IT WILL OCCUR NO LATER THAN FRIDAY, JANUARY 20, 2017, THE DAY THAT PIAPS WILL BE INAUGURATED AS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND BEGINNING OF THE FINAL TRIBULATION PERIOD!!!!!!

THE RAPTURE CAN EVEN DRAMATICALLY OCCUR AT THE VERY MOMENT THAT PIAPS PUTS HER HAND ON THE KORAN!!!!!

THOSE OF US WHO ARE RAPTURE-READY WILL BE GONE AND NONE OF THIS WILL CONCERN US!!!!

THINGS WILL THEN CONTINUE TO WIND DOWN FOR 7½ YEARS, UNTIL SUNDAY, JULY 20, 2026, WHEN PIAPS AND ALL WHO HAVE TAKEN HER MARK, 666, ARE THROWN INTO THE LAKE OF FIRE!!!!

THIS MINISTRY SENDS A HAT-TIP TO SENATOR JIM INHOFE WHO HAS EXPOSED THE ROMAN POPE AS AN IDOLATER!!!!!

PLEASE PRINT THIS OUT TO SHARE WITH LOST CATHOLICS!!!!!

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WILLIE FRAZER ATTACKED BY A SHILLELAGH-WIELDING TERRORIST!!!

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CIVIL RIGHT LEADER, VICTIMS’ ADVOCATE AND SOCIAL COMMENTATOR WILLIE FRAZER WAS BEATEN WITHIN INCHES OF HIS LIFE BY TERRORISTS!!!!!!

Victims campaigner Willie Frazer has been attacked at his home tonight.

The high profile activist said a ‘car load of republicans’ arrived at his house outside Markethill, Co Armagh and he was handed a sympathy card and told: “You’re a dead man.”

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He said: “Words were exchanged before they made at me and we ended up rolling around the garden.

“Some neighbours soon arrived and they began to leave. They said they would be back and that I was to get out, and again said, ‘You’re a dead man.’

“They said, ‘We haven’t gone away you know.’ I phoned the PSNI straight away but haven’t see them yet.”

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Mr Frazer said he was still waiting for an ambulance and believes he has suffered broken ribs.

Mr Frazer, who runs the FAIR victims group, has been attacked before with his car being burned out in 2013.

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He says he has been threatened many times due to his vehemently anti-republican stance and willingness to confront people he says are leading republicans in the South Armagh area.

Pastor Barrie Halliday, a friend of Frazer, told Belfast Live the attackers ‘Tyrone IRA’ and added: “They don’t give a fuck about the ceasefire and they’ll be back to get Willie.

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“The police are here now and they are looking at the CCTV Willie has at the house.

“You can see the fella clear enough attacking Willie and Willie pushing him back. He’s pretty sore at the minute but he’s okay.”

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VEHICULAR GENOCIDE!!!!!!!

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THIS IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN BRITISH ULSTÈR IF SINN FEIN/IRA GET THEIR LEPRECHAUN LANGUAGE ACT!!!!!!

The State agency responsible for the Luas [BWAHAHAH!!!!] has been ordered to put up new signs in Irish as well as English, despite concerns they could make driving conditions less safe.

The Railway Procurement Agency has been ordered to replace the signs, in response to a complaint that they were written in English only.

The [LEPRECHAUN] Language Commissioner ordered the notices, which remind drivers to check their route as well as telling them where to park, be supplied in two languages.

The decision was reached despite the company’s concerns about a clutter effect for drivers.

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